ACEOFSPRINKLES
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Likely an unsightly mix of fandom, high and comic fantasy, and a commonly applied 'laugh rule'. Expect tangs of social justice and occasional bitching about college; and I think there might be one selfie in there somewhere. Prone to sudden fixations and semi-obsessive tagging.
  • steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

Cheetah are incredibly nervous. I once saw three adult cheetah scare a herd of ~20 impalas onto a narrow spit out into the lake. These three then advanced as a wall up the spit until the bucks got scared enough of being pushed back to the crocodiles that they started running at the cheetah. As soon as the first one got anywhere near them, the cheetah scattered and ran for the treeline.

    steve-spaghetti:

    renirabbit:

    pizzalecki:

    pkmnbreederbrianna:

    togamijail:

    chandra75:

    im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

    socially-awkward-supervillian:

    Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

    jesus that is good to know.

    Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

    REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

    my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

    Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

    So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

    So what’d they do?
    They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


    The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

    AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

    this post just got so much better

    THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

    Cheetah are incredibly nervous. I once saw three adult cheetah scare a herd of ~20 impalas onto a narrow spit out into the lake. These three then advanced as a wall up the spit until the bucks got scared enough of being pushed back to the crocodiles that they started running at the cheetah. As soon as the first one got anywhere near them, the cheetah scattered and ran for the treeline.

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  • fandomanon:

    Don’t worry Gavin Free I had Adam Ellis help me move your desk.

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  • justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 
Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit


#where the fuck did they want this heard#are you playing it on a fucking mountain to let people know the huns are there#like what is your goal with this level of noise#after like two fs you might as well light your instument on fire stuffed with firecrackers because that sounds approximately like what you’r#going for there#yikes

    justamerplwithabox:

    vivelafat:

    prokopetz:

    officialdeadparrot:

    grellholmes:

    elsajeni:

    gunslingerannie:

    justtkeepcalmm:

    dean-and-his-pie:

    fororchestra:

    musicalmelody:

    Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

    Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

    To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

    On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

    I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

    Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

    The lengths we go for music.

    Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

    One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

    And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

    [stifled giggling]

    [reeeeeeally deep breath]

    [COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

    The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

    In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

    FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

    This is the best band post 

    Everyone else go home

    Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

    image

    which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

    image

    that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

    Who does that?

    This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

    Julius IdontgivaFucik

    More like Julius Fuckit

    #where the fuck did they want this heard#are you playing it on a fucking mountain to let people know the huns are there#like what is your goal with this level of noise#after like two fs you might as well light your instument on fire stuffed with firecrackers because that sounds approximately like what you’r#going for there#yikes

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  • bearholdt:

    Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

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    10 hours ago reblog
  • I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

    Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

    Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

    (via tchy)

       
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  • teaspoon900:

redneckotaku:

will2bill:

paarthurnax-forever:

garethbyrd:

the-shortest-sunflower:

evening, sir.

MOONSTACHE

I just had to reblog. because moonstache

This need a Moonacle.

This is how Batman signals for Alfred…

You just made my day

    teaspoon900:

    redneckotaku:

    will2bill:

    paarthurnax-forever:

    garethbyrd:

    the-shortest-sunflower:

    evening, sir.

    MOONSTACHE

    I just had to reblog. because moonstache

    This need a Moonacle.

    This is how Batman signals for Alfred…

    You just made my day

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    1 day ago reblog
  • punishandenslavesuckers:

fictional01:

Fanart for Rae's lovely fic about Tucker having some badass Sangheili tattoos. Implied they might enjoy some fanart an I want to give back to someone who writes really entertaining stuff even if this is kind of terrible and rough and dumb hipster stars. \o/ I love fics that cover Tucker’s alien adventures. 
I don’t know any Halo lore and I didn’t know if the runes mentioned in the fic were anything specific? Looked up Sangheili languages and decided to go with the quasi look of forerunner runes I found googling??? I don’t know I’m sorry this is lame.

*SHRIEK* *SHRIEKS FOREVER* *SHRIEKING NIGH INTO ETERNITY*

    punishandenslavesuckers:

    fictional01:

    Fanart for Rae's lovely fic about Tucker having some badass Sangheili tattoos. Implied they might enjoy some fanart an I want to give back to someone who writes really entertaining stuff even if this is kind of terrible and rough and dumb hipster stars. \o/ I love fics that cover Tucker’s alien adventures. 

    I don’t know any Halo lore and I didn’t know if the runes mentioned in the fic were anything specific? Looked up Sangheili languages and decided to go with the quasi look of forerunner runes I found googling??? I don’t know I’m sorry this is lame.

    *SHRIEK* *SHRIEKS FOREVER* *SHRIEKING NIGH INTO ETERNITY*

    image

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  • love-order-chaos-repeat:

    zedface:

    dulect:

    wow they really did adapt frozen well

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON THE CROSS

    *kicks door in* WE’RE BUILDING A FUCKING SNOWMAN

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